Yess-X: For All Your Intergalactic Travel! Having been disillusioned with my existence on Earth – and in particular, my residence in the United States – I have come to the conclusion that avoiding problems calls for extreme measures.
For that reason I have constructed a rocket ship in my backyard, and want to invite those of you who have a few bucks to join me on my intergalactic quest. Introducing Yess-X, on its maiden voyage in an attempt to move some product.
We accept cash, personal checks, and if you don’t have everything up front, I’m willing to accept credit cards or a used car as collateral. Keep your crypto.
Dan Yessian pokes fun at modern consumer culture in this hilarious sketch. Fed up with today’s economy and frustrated with lack of sales, Dan is whisked away to a far away planet where he attempts to spread his Earthly goods to a local Martian. Watch this comedy skit and find out what Aliens really think of us Earthlings.